Sloppy Seconds - Destroyed

Here are the kings of Junk Rock. Sloppy Seconds hails from Indianapolis and have released some classic punk, excuse me, junk rock albums since the late 80's. I've had the pleasure to see them live a couple of times. If they ever come to your area, check them out. Here's a quick, and great, description I stole from Wikipedia:

The bands unusual and controversial lyrics encompass pornography, classic horror movies, classic television, comic books, alcohol, being fat, and getting drunk. 

They have been quoted as being proud to be fat, drunk, and stupid. Their name is the slang term for when a man has intercourse with another person who already has received another man's semen in the relevant orifice. In 2008, the group returned after a long hiatus, releasing Endless Bummer, their first full-length in ten years.

"Relevant orifice". Ha!

We're Going To Eat Up All Your Food And Steal Your Beer